The real Agent 47 is David Bateson, not Vin Fucktard Diesel.
Hey did you hear about the new Hitman movie coming out?
Yeah it should be awesome.
Agent 47 is gonna be that meatwad Vin Diesel. He should be portrayed by the man they modeled him after, David Bateson.
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