1 definition by 52 Fatal Strikes

Top Definition
To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.
"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
by 52 Fatal Strikes August 04, 2008

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