A city west of Cleveland. Elyria is the only city that has earned the right to be called etown. Its mainly a decaying industrial city with a dying downtown thats losing population. Its not all bad though the Northside and Eastside are both very nice, the westside is kinda bad. The southside is the hood and very dangerous though.
Oberlin is boring, lets go to etown where theres actually fun things to do like shopping at the ghetto mall or dodging bullets on the southside near 13th street.
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