1 definition by 4Tay

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Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
by 4Tay January 30, 2009

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