You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.
Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.