An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting
itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled
nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued
claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade
my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your
shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."