hipster, n. (slang)
1. A person who markets a facade of originality for social standing, when in fact they are not original; attention seeking and fake.
2. People who, despite following the hipster style trends, music, and culture, deny being a hipster.
Who in the hell decided to play noise music in the cafeteria- and at nine in the morning, no less?! My ears are starting to ring." "Oh, you can blame that on Gary. He's such a hipster.