phone sex by means of text message
funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!
A girl, or man for that matter, who sucks out the cum from a condom after intercourse or foreplay.
Damn, that bitch is a great rubber guzzler!
A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.
That shurp just burned through my pants!
A toe which has had the toe nail permanently removed
All the kids got out of the swimming pool in a hurry once they took a look at his pigeon toe!
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