1 definition by 2JunGanMulligan

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Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.

Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.

If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.

Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!

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Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
by 2JunGanMulligan March 31, 2010
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