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1 definition by 2EYEFISHCLAW

 
1.
a false forseen condition typically used as an excuse for a sick day
Tom: hey boss Ive got analglaucoma
boss: what is that? are you ok?
Tom : I am ok but I can see my ass wont be at work tomorrow
by 2EYEFISHCLAW October 20, 2006
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