This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.
This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit
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