1 definition by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1

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The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man
I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.
by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 14, 2010

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