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3 definitions by 1st Earl of Granville

 
1.
When you knee somebody in the kidney, typically until they piss blood. Often seen done to smaller or poorer kids, as a hilarious alternative to a kidney punch, in private boarding schools.

Did you see Gus kinidly the shit out of Bush in the computer room? I heard Bush was pissing blood for days afterwards!
by 1st Earl of Granville January 31, 2009
 
2.
To masturbate.

The word comes from the phrase "Bash the Bishop" i.e. masturbate. (The Bishop in a game of chess resembles a bell-end.)
I had an epic bash over betty last night. She has some mighty fine ass.
by 1st Earl of Granville February 17, 2009
 
3.
A derogatory term for a Chinese person.
Look at that fucking shinwee doing maths.
by 1st Earl of Granville January 31, 2009