1. Not very responsive.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.
"I rode her last night like a lesson horse."
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