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23. Taz
When you poke you're head out of a moving vehicle and scream a bunch of gibberish at nearby pedestrians. The sound should be similar to the sound the Tasmanian Devil cartoon character is famous for. The intention is to scare the **** out of people.
Tazzer: BLAHGURBAHGURBULABU!
Pedestrian: AH! WTF!?!?!?
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by 1337 Fork Jul 11, 2009 share this
22. Verbal Strikeout
When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.
21. Linkzie
In reference to something gay, in most cases a person. Originated from an online user name of someone very unpleasant, this word is spreading quickly.
"That kid over there, what a herb..he's such a fucking Linkzie looking kid...oh wait that is Linkzie"
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by 1337 Fork Jan 4, 2008 share this
20. facebook
1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
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by 1337 Fork Jan 3, 2008 share this
19. cheers
1) A way of saying 'thanks' in the UK, as well as a powerful asset to sarcasm.

2) A bar in Boston, probably the best thing to go see in Boston, there isn't anything else worth seeing in that city.
American Tourist: "Stop calling me a yank on my vacation, I understand I'm American, and we saved your ass in WWII"

English Local: "Oh, cheers mate"

Person 1: "Why did our plane need to land in Boston for repairs before we got to New York, we're gonna be here for hours!"

Person 2: "Well we can go visit Fenway!"

Person 1: "Fuck that, lets visit the Cheers bar"
18. mets
New York Metropolitans

A team that has won two world series and four pennants.

A team that, as of the 2006 season is getting more random fans all of the sudden, get the fuck out front runners, and long live the true mets fans.
Guy 1- Yeah I'm a mets fan, I love them man they are doing good!
Guy 2- Name both years they won the series
Guy 1- Uhhh well you see..umm
Guy 2- Shut the fuck up front runner.
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by 1337 Fork Apr 19, 2006 share this
17. West Side Story
A movie made in 1961. It was the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The movie is set in the late 1950's on the streets of New York City. There are two street gangs that fight over turf in the area where the movie takes place, the Jets and the Sharks. The Jets are an all white gang, and the Sharks are a peurto rican gang. The Jets had fought away many over gangs over the years to keep their turf, and the peurto ricans moved to the united states and took their claim to it, so the two gangs are constinatly fighting over it. The Jet's leaders best friend gets Romantically involved with The Sharks leader's sister. The two fall in love, but can not live in peace for the gang rivalvry is driving them apart. At one point the two gang leaders engage in a knife fight and the Jet's leader is slain by the sharks leader (as mercutio is slain by tybalt in romeo and juliet) and the best friend kills the sharks leader in anger for the killing of his best friend (romeo slaying tybalt) and this causes more problems. In the end the two cannot be together with all the hatred and the boy is shot and killed, but all the deaths of both leaders and him caused the gangs to stop the fued.
West side story is such a great film.
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by 1337 Fork Feb 13, 2006 share this
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