The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order
to conceal oneself
in a couch. Then cutting a hole
of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite
a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give
his MILF mom the couch potato
but he sat down first,"