5 definitions by 10SecondSpecial

An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Pronounced: Kayl'n.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."

It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
by 10secondspecial February 06, 2007
To Vomit and have explosive diarrhoea symultaneously.
Can cause difficulty in choosing which orriface to aim at the porcelain and which you will have to clean up. (If you are drunk the di-hurl usually occurs whilst making that decision, and leaving stains on legs, wall and ceiling.)

Amalgum of diarrhoea and "hurl".
Drinking "Tequilla" and rancid goats milk was not a good idea. Hopefully this "Kebab" (with extra hummus) will cure the problem.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Di-Hurl.
by 10secondspecial February 07, 2007
If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial February 07, 2007
Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Also spelled Kaylan.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
by 10SecondSpecial February 03, 2007
Derogatory slang for a person of caucasian appearance or decent.
Orriginated as the last thing many "coloured fella's" heard before being hit by a car driven by a "Honkey". As many of the "Coloured" were uneducated and inarticulate the term spread.
Anyone refering to a person as honkey is citing reference of ancestors with "skid marks" (from car tyres, disambiguation)
1: You honkey bitch!
2: *Beep Beep*
by 10secondspecial February 07, 2007

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