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A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.
person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."
by 1029384756g December 03, 2011

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