15 definitions by -cM

Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.

In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
by -cM January 20, 2009
EGLBC mean every girl loves big cock.
Brian always said EGLBC which meant every girl loves big cock but we knew secretly it meant "Extremily good looking Brian Carrol" :)
by -cM January 17, 2009
A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
by -cM June 18, 2007
A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.
Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.
by -cM June 18, 2007
Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.
Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.
by -cM June 18, 2007
When a guy is totally scared of talking or doing anything that may actually allow a girl to guy hook up. (And mind you the guy is NOT gay and he totally loves girls
I can't believe Chris did not score, he is such a "Pussy Faggot". Did you see how Jenny was hanging all over him?
by -cM July 10, 2008
Someone who is or trys to be slick like a salesman (car or other) tries to basically pull the whool over others eye's Act's sort of too cool for school.
We went to Yuba City to play PS2 and low and behold there was Mikey acting all "White Shoes" on us.
by -cM December 14, 2007
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