Masturbating, bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Scott: I had good Winner Time last night!
Someone who downloads remixes off limewire/sharing sites and claims them as his own to uncool friends
DeeJay PorkChop: Hae Cam listen to this new remix I made on garageband
Cam: Oh man that remix is sweet as can you make me a cd?
Other Friend: ROFL its blatantly downloaded from limeiwre