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17 definitions by -HEF-

When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.
My girl was on the rag, so I gap fucked her last night.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
by -HEF- September 03, 2009
"Hand in Pants." Used by strippers, and customers of lap dances to ask for some special treatment in the back room, i.e. a hand job.
When I went into the back room with the stripper for a lap dance, I asked her if she was down with some H.I.P.
by -HEF- May 06, 2007
When a woman has a c-section, she is left with a scargunt.
In order to keep her gash tight, she had a c-section, but now she has a scargunt. Why I gotta see the scargunt on the beach?
by -HEF- September 07, 2008
Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.
See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.
I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.
by -hef- September 16, 2009