and all the surrounding scrotal areas. from the crease of your inner thigh to the back of the
and all the way up to the base of the penis.
i have a rash on my scruttix so i should put some ointment on that shit before it spreads.
when you hold something in your
GUY1- dude how am i going to sneak weed on the plane?
GUY2-just butt-hold it.
get behind your thighs on the
side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "
" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.
guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.
when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your
ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.
when someone farts in a school porable when someone farts in a classroom and it wafts everywhere and everyone is freaking out...think of the gas chambers the nazis used but with a fart instead.
teacher-why are you smiling brownbear?
brownbear-you're about to experience the dutch gas chamber.
a group of crazy
that are always acting a fool. also known as coco butter chimps or
yo them butter chimps are eye-ballin my girl. im gonna haff to throw down.
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