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Self-absorbed in the extreme. This two faced ogre enjoys to play down others feelings and make the most of being an absolute dick.
Figure one:'Oh god I look fat today ! I look like JoshVANITY !'
Figure two:'No no you do not look like that ogreish beast ! You look more like Kelly osbourne.'

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