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4 definitions by Silk Brah

 
1.
Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.
She said I want to bang your monkey all day long!
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
 
2.
1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
by Silk Brah March 21, 2008
 
3.
The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.
Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
 
4.
see Cleveland Steamer, just add lots of nuts in the feces.
Man he really gave me the Detroit Nutty tonight
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008