1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.
Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.
Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !