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chuck norris dont have a chin....he just has an extra fist under his beard

chuck norris dont gotta mow....he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow

when the boogeyman goes to sleep..he checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris uses a night light... not cause he is afraid of the dark....cause the darks afraid of chuck norris.

chuck norris can count to infinity.............twice

chuck norris can eat a bowl of diamonds every day for breakfast..........with no milk
a very awesomly awesom guy otherwise known as......CHUCK NORRIS
by *~* burpie *~* March 28, 2009