3 definitions by (the) James

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The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.
My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.
by (the) James October 24, 2007

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The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.
My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.
by (the) James October 24, 2007

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The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.
Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.
by (the) James May 04, 2008

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