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32 definitions by (I am) John Doe

 
22.

A term coined by Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990. It is sometimes abbreviated as "GRF."

It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense.

It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client.

Examples include (but are not limited to):

-- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs.

-- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war.

-- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates.

-- A Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote.

-- A Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist.

-- A Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.

Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically:

Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without?

When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all.

When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger."

When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after."

I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine.

Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels.

Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated Good Riddance Factor.
by (I am) John Doe April 23, 2009
 
23.
GRF

GRF is an abbreviation for "Good Riddance Factor." (A term coined my Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990).

It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense.

It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client.

Examples include (but are not limited to):

-- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs.

-- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war.

-- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates.

-- a Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote.

-- a Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist.

-- a Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.

Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically:

Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without?

When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all.

When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger."

When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after."

I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine.

Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels.

Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated GRF.
by (I am) John Doe April 23, 2009
 
24.
noun: The plural of Paleostinian.
(see Paleostinian)

The Paleostinians are pawns in the Islamic conspiracy to usher in a global caliphate.
by (I am) John Doe March 14, 2008
 
25.
A term that drives woeful homosexuals up a wall (because they oddly view it as a pejorative).

In short, the agenda is the sum total of homosexuals' sociopolitical aspirations including, but not limited to, such things as:

-- The decriminalization of sodomy.

-- The decriminalization of poppers and other drugs used in homosexual orgies.

-- The insistence that homosexuality be ACCEPTED by all humanity, not just TOLERATED by Western Europe and America.

-- The ostracizing of influential citizens (Hollywood actors, media celebrities, professional athletes, politicians, beauty contestants, corporate CEOs and their corporations, etc.) who oppose the homosexual agenda for political, or social, or moral, or common sense reasons. The homosexual mafia then runs point in a concerted effort to destroy the life, reputation and livelihood of the target.

-- The redefining of "queer" to mean "normal" and vice-versa.

-- The redefining of the word "disgust" to mean "homophobia", even though they are NOT synonymous.

With little effort, most of humanity conceives homosexuality as disgusting or aberrant but, whether these same people are actually "afraid" of homosexuals is a completely SEPARATE issue. (Some are and some are not, but regardless the disgust remains).

-- The demonization of anyone who does not accept homosexuals, and the choices they make, as: a homophobe, idiotic, ignorant, narrow-minded, closed-minded, or otherwise "unenlightened."

-- The Orwellian criminalization of free thought and free speech through support of "hate crimes" legislation.

-- Sucking as much money as possible out of our fat, bloated government to further development of a vaccine for HIV and cure for AIDS while simultaneously resisting the need for quarantine.

-- The rejection, or mass voting down, of Urban Dictionary definitions that are labeled "anti-gay" or "hateful" simply because they differ from the sociopolitical goals of the gay agenda. (Now THERE'S diversity in action).

-- Legalizing same sex marriage and same sex adoption of minors.

-- Lowering the age of consent for minors.

-- The decriminalization of pedophilia.
>>>>>

Hetero Guy: "I oppose the gay agenda because it is wrong on so many levels."

Homo Ray: "Well, that is just your subconscious attempt to prove that you are not gay."

Hetero Guy: "So being gay is an undesirable thing then?"

Homo Ray: "Of course not."

Hetero Guy: "Then why do I and 98 percent of the rest of humanity resist it if it is such a good thing?"

Homo Ray: "Maybe because you're all ignorant, close-minded homophobes."

Hetero Guy: "And maybe you have bought the lie that you were born that way. Please know that there is hope for your situation. You don't have to be spiritually bound up any longer; there is deliverance and healing available to you."

Homo Ray: "Tell me more."
by (I am) John Doe August 22, 2009
 
26.
A denizen of the Democratic Underground blog.

Trademark DUmmies are known for their intolerance of diverse opinions, a deluded sense of their own self-importance, and ineffective activism.
"I'm E. Feet Liberal and I rely on 'DU' to keep me up with:

--words and ideas newly banned by the intellectually enlightened
--inane progressive ideology
--DNC talking points
and
--cheap shots aimed at anyone to the right of Noam Chomsky

When reality threatens my leftist bubble, I gain solace from being a DUmmie. The anti-American opinions and half-truths reassure me that my hand wringing, activism, and blogging is a wise life's devotion.

However, there are those who disagree with my utopian vision. They say my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value.

During these exchanges I use my 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills to mount an enlightened response. I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical racist, sexist, Freeper, inbred, wingnuts.' Then I dismiss everything that they have to say because, obviously, anyone who holds a differing opinion from a DUmmie is mentally ill.

If the unenlightened cloud the issue with FACTS, I ask libtard posters for backup. Via a consensus, we form a grassroots mob and bully the dissenters with ad hominems. Obviously this reaction is a responsible use of power, and we DUmmies make a difference in the all important blogosphere. (Mean people suck, and their free expression is not welcomed on the World Wide Web).

Will you help me in my efforts to quash wrong speech and wrong thoughts? (The Bill of Rights should be disallowed in red states because it is an obstacle to socially responsible progress).

(takes bong hit)

Power to the people!"
by (I am) John Doe October 20, 2009
 
27.
When written at the end of a comment, "/sarc" indicates that the writer has been in "sarcastic mode," informing the readers not to take the comment seriously.

The term is a parody of HTML codes, in which one exits a text format by putting a slash in front of the style type. Thus, to stop text from being bold, one would code "/b"; so (humorously) to exit a comment that has been sarcastic, one writes "/sarc."
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"The Islamic oppression in Darfur is getting worse, and the United Nations is more useless than tits on a nun. It infuriates me that the U.S. tolerates the constant undercurrent of anti-American rubbish and lies.

Honestly, of all the things that the U.N. has done, or has attempted to do, how many of them have turned out well?

It's all a load of socialist utopian claptrap and they need to move to Geneva!"

posted by: Shepherd Book

>>>

"Well, you can't spell 'UNNECESSARY' without U-N."

posted by: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds

>>>

"The only reason that the U.N. is completely ineffective is due to a lack of funding.

As the world's lone superpower, America is morally obligated to donate at least 30 percent of our GDP to help make the world a better place. That kind of cash infusion would also help increase the General Assembly's budget for drugs and hookers.

Give peace a chance."

/sarc

posted by: River Tam

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by (I am) John Doe May 16, 2009
 
28.
Acronym for: "Preview Is My Friend."

It is seen in blog comments when a commentator notices a mistake in one of their previous posts and attempts to correct said mistake.

It is a lighthearted mea culpa.
#7 Getalife: "This site blows! It is nothing but an echo chamber. Besides, no one cares about your opinion except for you! (And, honestly, why should they)?

Come on sheeple, the clock is ticking, and NOTHING that is said or done HERE will make a bit of difference in the real world. Seriously, you need to get a real jb and get a life!"

>>>>>>>>

(Intermediate comments are posted.)

>>>>>>>>

#16 Getalife: "RE: #7--'Seriously, you need to get a real JOB and get a life!"

PIMF
by (I am) John Doe May 14, 2009