Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus
during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus
Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls
, unless they are the ones who are producing it.
In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys
generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl.
Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming
, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change
. When MSG
was highly in almost all chinese food
, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.
Ever since the american
govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons
and the Duggars
, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans
, some democrats
, fat people
, and christians
are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment.
The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people
on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.Scientists
and the WHO
are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu
, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.