Colourless, odorful gas excreted from
during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy
Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus
Highly offensive, yet very healthy
to the flatuating
individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls
they are the ones who are producing it.
In which case, if a girl
is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys
nasty sounding ones, they have
a lower death
rate than farts excreted from a girl.
Fartoxide has played a huge role
in global warming
, as some call
it, but the more appropriate
term would be climate change
. When MSG
was highly in almost
all chinese food
, more horrible farts
were emitted and fartoxide
present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.
govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly
reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons
and the Duggars
, fartoxide concentration
to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars
are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars
who are full of hot air, some republicans
, some democrats
, fat people
, and christians
are bloated to the point of exploding at any given
The only way to stop climate
change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite
hard, considering the mass quantities
on the earth. The more
effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow
create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required
portion of calories, thus, closing
the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.Scientists
and the WHO
are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which
is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu
, focus on resolving
has come to a standstill.
Donald: "*rips a big one* Ooop! I just
Generic girl named
Renee: "Looks like you've just
contributed to global warming with your
Mark: "*gross machine gun farts* Yeah... check out my fartoxide polluting
the air. Take that democrats and hippies."
Generic girl named
Charles: "Haha, that's a good one. It's.. oh god! *collapses due to noxious fartoxide*."