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39. main screen turn on
The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
ayb we get signal it's you cats zero wing
by ~The Nameless One~ Jun 2, 2007 share this
38. kill it with fire
Destroy it with extreme-ly hot flames.
Host--Hey, welcome to the bonfire. You bring your share?
Guest--Here's a semister's worth of psychology notes.
Host-Sweet. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
fire play-doh hot destruction killitwithfire
by ~The Nameless One~ Jul 21, 2006 share this
37. imao
In
My
Awesome
Opinion
IMAO, the A in IMAO stands for Awesome.
lmao awesomeness awesome man awesome arrogant
by ~The Nameless One~ Jan 30, 2006 share this
36. id
id is a software company too, pronounced like the last part of "did" NOT like I'd or I-D (as in identification).

They're best known for Quake (multiplayer) and Doom (singleplayer) game series'. They make other games too though, like Wolfenstein.
Yes, the later Doom series' have multiplayer (only holds four max though...) and Quake has singleplayer.

But like Call of Duty and Battlefield, nobody buys them for the weaker aspect. (Multiplayer, singleplayer, respectively)

id pwnz j00
quake doom wolfenstein video games computer games
by ~The Nameless One~ Dec 13, 2005 share this
35. bad news bear
The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*
bear messenger paul revere good news goats bad news bears
by ~The Nameless One~ Oct 14, 2005 share this
34. euphemism
A word people use because they like deceiving themselves to believe we live in a Utopia.

Mostly they're used by organizations and "considerate" people who don't want to offend the "situationally disturbed" citizens.

George Carlin, a comedian, did a great schpiel about euphemisms once. (A few of the following examples are in his speech.)

You should read it. It may not "open your eyes," but you'll realize how much we like to disguise our speech and blind ourselves. Disguising a condition with nicer, longer words doesn't change the fact that you still have the condition. Sorry.

(Note: Not all examples {e.g. black/white} are "conditions" or negative at all}
IMO, There's nothing wrong with most of the following conditions; they just warrant a euphemism because society can't accept reality. Many are unavoidable.
I just call 'em like I see em.

Nobody:
is old, they're elderly senior citizens.
is gay, they're homosexual.
is poor, they're in poverty.
is black, they're African American.
is white, they're Caucasian.
is fat, they're obese.
is a slut, they're promiscuous.
is crippled, they're handicapped.
is deaf, they're hearing impaired.
is blind, they're visually impaired.
is retarded, they're mentally challenged.
is short, they're vertically challenged.
is stupid, they're academically challenged.

I could go on.
george carlin euphemisms utopia psychology thesaurus
by ~The Nameless One~ Oct 11, 2005 share this
33. oh nose
A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.
OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!
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