2 definitions by |x|John|x|

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Somone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 10 minuet conversation.
"Hey dude."

"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"

"Uhm, last night."

"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."

"Uhh...are you okay?"

"As long as Jesus protects me."
by |x|John|x| August 26, 2005

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A steaming pile of crap.
"Man, ghosts sure are a pile of crap!"

"Yeah! Same goes double for that bible!"
by |x|John|x| August 26, 2005

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