"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatee
s out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaid
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant
, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..