1 definition by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/

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The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.
OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!
by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

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