The man almost got run over by a car, got into a fight with a trucker, broke up with his girlfriend, got fired, got arrested, got drunk, crashed his car, locked himself out of his house, and tried to climb in the window but fell off and broke his leg. When it started to rain, the man said DAMMIT!
what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!
Someone who goes along with their friend on a date so that when their friend picks up the hot girl the wingman gets stuck with her ugly friend. A very noble job and guys usually switch off wingmen at different clubs. See fall on the grenade.
So buy her a beer, its the reason your here, mighty wingman.
Youre taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.