2 definitions by @amandabohbanda
An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
by @amandabohbanda July 14, 2016
A person who herpetrates. One who has the STD known as herpes that passes along the virus to another. Or may be used to refer to the original source of the infection after several people have been infected. (e.g. The Original Herpetrator)
Morgan thinks the herpetrator that gave her and her boyfriend herpes is the guy he picked up from the gay dance club that night. Although Morgan's boyfriend swears he did nothing homosexual, the herpetrator, along with the spread of the virus, speak differently.
** In Maury Povich voice** "You ARE the herpetrator!" Male falls to the floor and woman runs away crying.
If Morgan, Chelsea, Alyssa, and Shantel all have herpes, then the origional herpetrator must be Robert!
** In Maury Povich voice** "You ARE the herpetrator!" Male falls to the floor and woman runs away crying.
If Morgan, Chelsea, Alyssa, and Shantel all have herpes, then the origional herpetrator must be Robert!
by @amandabohbanda July 14, 2016