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4 definitions by ?Måt¿

 
1.
An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repair Guy:
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.

Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.

Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
by ?Måt¿ May 16, 2005
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2.
Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.
I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.
by ?Måt¿ May 12, 2005
37 6
 
3.
1. (v)The act of getting a Tea Bag by one or more Fruits.

2. (n)The person who receives the Fruit Bag
I fruit bagged Lorenzo last week and he's still got a mark on his forehead from it.
by ?Måt¿ August 22, 2005
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4.
A friend so close, you can unzip your pants and lay your wang on their shoulder, without protest.
My shoulder buddy is really well hung.
by ?Måt¿ May 05, 2005
12 14