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4 definitions by ?Måt¿

 
1.
An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repair Guy:
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.

Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.

Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
by ?Måt¿ May 16, 2005
 
2.
Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.
I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.
by ?Måt¿ May 12, 2005
 
3.
1. (v)The act of getting a Tea Bag by one or more Fruits.

2. (n)The person who receives the Fruit Bag
I fruit bagged Lorenzo last week and he's still got a mark on his forehead from it.
by ?Måt¿ August 22, 2005
 
4.
A friend so close, you can unzip your pants and lay your wang on their shoulder, without protest.
My shoulder buddy is really well hung.
by ?Måt¿ May 05, 2005