A highly contagious band that is taking over high schools, usually rulled by fucking jocks, put together by the major record labels to generate money for them as well as shows like MTV, "music television", ironically they never play music, but they do play Pimp my Ride, a show about cars, and Room Raiders, a fucking crappy lame ass of a show.
#2: A band MTV focusses on as being the #1 punk band ever, but in reality TRUE PUNK, a revolt against the government, is being destroyed because these fucking sell outs are lying and selling punk off as an image not an idea or lifestyle.
#3: A band whose whole album's song sounds the same.
#4: A band who claims to be punk, but in reality, the Dixie Chicks and the Dave Matthew's Band are more punk than them...hahahaha what a bunch of losers
False Punk: Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance
Mainstream bands that aren't punk, but who are politically active making their actions punk: Coldplay, Dixie Chicks, Dave Matthew's Band, U2, etc.-all I can think of at the moment.
True Punks: Anti-Flag, The Dead Kennedy's, Greenday, etc.
One of my dumbass stories if you like I can make more:
person 1: "Check it out it's the new kid."
Person 2: "Dude aren't his parents like extreme Christian people?"
Person 1: "Yeah, they are I saw them at church."
Person 2: "Dude, you go to church?"
Person 1: "Look my mom made me okay...HOLY SHEIT look at the new kid fuck the ice cream man's golden retriever.