A young white male between the ages of twelve and thirty that seems to be color blind, hence believing himself to be black and making an a-hole of himself. Often selects a single black or hispanic male, or group of black or hispanic males, who he then follows around, swacks off of, and otherwise annoys the crap out of.
Larry: why does Henry keep swacking on Jose and Juan? He's white!
Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?