Popular game devised by pupils who attended Wellington School, Ayr. When an unlimited number of players take it in turns to kick a soft pink ball about a gym hall, trying inexplicantly to smack the most annoying person in the room, on the face. The definition comes from the word 'hoof', meaning to 'uncontrollably kick a ball at someones direction.'
"Coming for a game of 'Hoofball' Sheriff?
Nah, i'm going for lunch. I'm hungry."
"I'm great at 'Hoofball', watch me smash it at that wee pleb's face."