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One of the most disturbing youtube personalities ever. He could most easily be identified as a wannabe transsexual. He is clearly a man trying to be a woman. Basically, he wants to be a girl, and he tries, but doesn't have the money for decent makeup, hair extensions, or surgery. He looks like he was dragged out of a brothel just yesterday. He probably dropped out of school in the eighth grade, to whore himself. He tries much to hard to be an advocate for gay rights, and much less importantly, Britney Spears. You may recognize him from the famous, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE." It features him throwing a temper tantrum screaming, crying, and carrying on about the fat slut. Obviously has no respect for himself, or others for that matter. His entire look probably cost him about $14.70 from the local dollar tree.

Essentially, needs to keep his mouth shut.
Girl 1: Chris Crocker is awesome.

Girl 2: Fuck no! That shit is nasty. You might catch chlamydia just by watching his videos, God knows how much unprotected sex he's engaged in.
by !Olivia! August 09, 2008

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The worst high school in the suburban wonderland of Colorado. Extremely conformist, even though everyone seems to claim their cliques individuality.
You shouldn't go to Highlands Ranch High school if you don't smoke marijuana, or you don't play sports.
by !Olivia! August 09, 2008

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A semi-decent music venue in Centennial, Colorado. Very small, and only for local bands. Seriously cheap, usually four or five bands play each show, for a $10-$12 cover for the night, depending on the event, or who's playing.

They seem to have no problem with underage smoking, as it seems you can whip out a pack of Newports, or Turkish Royal at any given moment, and not get any shit for it.

Sponsored by St. Andrew's Church, although, not religious at all.

Only plays weekend shows, Friday and Saturday nights.
Boy 1: ZOMGZ DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LIVESPOT TO SEE THE CHAIN GANG OF 1974 THIS WEEKEND?!

Boy 2: It's called Lifespot you douchebag, get it right.
by !Olivia! August 09, 2008

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An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."

Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.
Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!

Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

Boy 2: BITCH!
by !Olivia! August 09, 2008

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A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.
Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.

Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
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