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Mar
20
Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.
"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 February 08, 2012
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Mar
19
Having the ability to masturbate successfully with both hands.
-Girlfriend: "I can never seem to get myself off with my left hand."
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.

-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.
by Trotsky J Skills February 08, 2012
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Mar
18
Falling asleep at the keyboard
I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay.

That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.
by r1gg4 February 08, 2012
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Mar
17
Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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Mar
16
(Short for tranquilizer.)

1. A sedative, or the act of sedating.

2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.
n. "The TRANQs are kept in the emergency medical locker by the gauze."

v. "The bear was TRANQed so that officials could safely transport it back into the wild."

v. "You need to TRANQ out, man, it isn't the end of the world."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
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Mar
15
This is when you look skinny but you have an untoned body. a.k.a. the stomach area
J: Yo that girl is hot!
Moe: Guy what are you talkin' bout, that girl is skinny fat!
by Kaptain Canada May 28, 2006
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Mar
14
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
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