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Jul
12
Aspiring to be a higher class than one is. Derived from bourgeois - meaning middle/upper class, traditionally despised by communists.
When my friend Miya wears a blazer or Lucy gets a massage I call them bougie cause we're unemployed college students.
by indi June 23, 2004
Jul
11
The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.
"Don't touch the dish jenga! That's a load-bearing spoon."
by Midwest_Expatriate June 27, 2005
Jul
10
An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.
Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.
by Professor of new English June 22, 2005
Jul
9
Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.
"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."
by Fridgemagnet June 18, 2005
Jul
8
Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.
Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.
by chaniqua June 28, 2005
Jul
7
Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.
"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"
by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005
Jul
6
Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.
Man, I had to lie to my parents last night and I was cheesin' hard!
by Walker, Seth, Ben February 09, 2005