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Jul
24
A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
by NowImLost July 05, 2005
Jul
23
"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 03, 2005
Jul
22
Having your last drink of the night.
Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass.
From the expression “bottoms up.”
Bartender: Another beer, Jack?
Jack: No. I'm seeing bottoms.
by Mcgggggg June 28, 2005
Jul
21
What you say after tearing someone up in a "freestyle rap battle" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.
FREESTYLER#1:...Man you suck you only quack like a duck.
FREESTYLER#2: ...Playa ya ryhmes have no grace ya betta look out fo'I mace yo face. "END OF RHYME!"
Audience: "OOOOOOO!!!!" You got served!
by Brandon Sentell July 05, 2005
Jul
20
The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.
"Dude, I totally figured out our budget problem."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah -- I got some carspective driving home last night."
by rizz to the slizz July 05, 2005
Jul
19
Referring to the S on Superman's chest. When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.
"People say I walk around like I got a S on my chest"- 50 Cent
by Catherine October 09, 2003
Jul
17
A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
by just another pawn March 15, 2005