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May
14
Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.
Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.
by Frank Klaune May 01, 2005
125 74
May
13
The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.

Your feet.
Girl: "What kind of car you got?"
Guy: "Chevrolegs."
Girl: "Loser!"
by Nick Berg's Head June 04, 2004
473 91
May
12
The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.
"What about the icescapee? Oh, don't worry- the dog will get it!"
by John Moore April 24, 2005
333 79
May
11
1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder
1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"
by Kommando July 08, 2004
318 149
May
10
Respect and credability on the street.

AKA. Sauce
I can't be seen with them - they don't have juice.

by Ismality February 05, 2003
1989 927
May
9
OCT
An acronym for On Company Time.
We were playing Pong OCT!
Billy, have you been going on urbandictionary OCT?
by SFP March 08, 2005
192 117
May
8
an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
by BvO April 22, 2003
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