Apr 6
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 5
to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)
"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
by Olof Carmody January 22, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 4
Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.
Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.

Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.

My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
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Apr 3
The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.
The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.
by Wayne-K April 21, 2005
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Apr 2
The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.

This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.
J.Lo's man Marc Antony has totally got manorexia. The guy looks like Skeletor.
by Lavinia December 23, 2005
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Apr 1
The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.
I swear, gullible is not there.
by TheGreekMind November 07, 2003
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Mar 31
As in to keep a low profile. Remaining opportunistic while those without foresight jump without looking and mostly fail and settle for less, in reference to business ventures, sex, and and all things green.
"How you living papi?..."
"...You know honey, I stay shy."

"Yo son, there's all types of ladies out tonight..."
"...Yeah true, but some be rollin' wit VD. I'm a stay shy and bag a clean mommy"

"Look man these Enron cats be climbin in leaps and bounds..."
"...Listen kid, sit tight and stay shy cause dem boys is twisted"
by Jaime C July 24, 2005
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