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Nov
19
To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer.

Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.
"I thesaurused this essay to death"

"I walked slowly down the street to school" becomes "I sauntered languorously down the boulevard to the establishment of education" (this is overly thesaurused)
by Hayat Neralcm November 08, 2005
Nov
18
1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.)

2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.
"Dobby had to obey Lucius Malfoy because he was his house elf"

"Why does Johnny always iron the clothes, vaccum, and fix the vegetables when he could just refuse? He's such a house elf!!"
by Lynese July 30, 2005
Nov
17
Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.
Chester was so zoned out that he didn't even notice Jim slapping him in the back of the head.

"I'm sorry, what? I was zoned out.."
by MandyM November 16, 2005
Nov
16
Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp
"I'll pop you punk niggaz like I pop my collar" --- 50 Cent, Poppin' Them Thangs
by Skario April 30, 2004
Nov
15
A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.
"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.
by Nick D November 03, 2005
Nov
14
All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.
Why are you such an enginerd?
by K November 30, 2003
Nov
13
Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.
The President was blogsmacked around the internet today, with left-wing bloggers having a field day with his latest antics in the Oval Office.

She got fired when she was blogsmacked by a disgruntled former employee who decided to write about her prior convictions on his blog.
by Trish Smith November 10, 2005