Apr 20
(slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
"Don't bogart that blunt man, pass that over here!"
by Endymion Chiba September 11, 2003
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Apr 19
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Apr 18
To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!
by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008
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Apr 17
dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.
Frank just got a DFL at the race.
by francisco December 08, 2003
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Apr 16
To "rip," "shred," or "tear" something up. As in skateboarding or doing very good at something.
He shralped up the bowl with his awesome moves.
by cob February 02, 2004
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Apr 15
Income Removal System
The IRS folks tried to jack 5 grand off my bank account
by lunar shadows September 19, 2004
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Apr 14
Tom: Hey Bob, isn't that your boss over there? You know, the one who you told you're sick and can't come to work?
Bob: "Rut ro."
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