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Nov
7
Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
by D Clem November 01, 2005
Nov
6
A slang word for paranoia.
Man, that pot brownie gave me some serious noids!
by nooneofanyimportance November 01, 2005
Nov
5
A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.

"So I just saw this film about these people making a movie, and the movie they were making was about the film industry..."
"Dude, that's so meta. Stop before my brain explodes."
by Dara L October 23, 2005
Nov
4
When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v)
Mom: "Betty Louise, did you make this huge dent in the car door?!"
Betty Louise: (on the phone)"Oh man, Sara, I just got middle-named, because my mom found out about the huge dent in the car door."
by Chesmerelda November 01, 2005
Nov
3
One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.
That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!
by CCA October 29, 2005
Nov
2
abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.
e.g. "Monique jus switched cell phones, she bout to get the Verizon jump off next week"

"You goin to the new club?" "Hells yea, thas the jump off right there, nah mean"
by Ashish November 14, 2003
Nov
1
A significant or notable event.
Guy 1: "Scored the car for half price from the honey that sold it to me... then I scored again!"
Guy 2: "Dude, that is epic!! One for the books for sure!!"
by hipster April 13, 2004