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Oct
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n. Advertisements posted on telephone poles, traffic lights, and other public areas.
Honest, officer, I didn't even see the stop sign! Look at all the street spam all over that corner.
by JRob October 04, 2005
Oct
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When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.
shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.
by det.und October 04, 2005
Oct
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A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The "puma" part comes from the person's tendency to "pounce" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like "NO WAY" or "I KNOW". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted.

This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
Jesus christ, I hate that Suzy. I can't finish a single sentence with her without her pouncing on me with 'OMG' or something like that. She's such a conversational puma.
by Skeeter McDougal October 04, 2005
Oct
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Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.
I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.
by Biatch551 October 03, 2005
Oct
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An interesting idea, story, or link. Referred to as blog fodder when your first reaction is to use it in your blog.
I'm sorry your day sucked, but between the car wreck, the kiss off, and the layoff, at least you've got some real blog fodder.
by radiofox August 13, 2005
Oct
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SBD
A quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; "silent but deadly"
Woo, baby, you blow out another SBD on me or what? Damn!
by Ric Dog June 06, 2003
Oct
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Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.
Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!
by Alana Post September 30, 2005