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Feb
2
Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.
I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.
by Ian October 06, 2004
Feb
1
The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
Jan
31
A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.
"She's such a tag hag. She wanted to wear my Versace even though she hates it!
by kiwimich January 30, 2006
Jan
30
U.S. Military Slang.

Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:

Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood.
Glad to meet you, welcome.
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea.
I am not listening.
That is enough of your drivel--sit down.
Stop sniveling.
You've got to be kidding.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to the next slide.
You have taken the correct action.
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification.
That is really neat, I want one too.
Amen.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
Jan
29
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
Jan
28
(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.
"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"
by crackerjax January 19, 2006
Jan
27
A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.
My co-worker and I did the Fridance in our office several times today.
by shizon December 12, 2005