Oct 13
An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty August 19, 2008
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Oct 12
When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.
"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"
by Jeff Aalms August 14, 2008
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Oct 11
Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.
Hundereds of empty tinnies littered the floor of my house.
by herbie August 31, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Oct 10
When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
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Oct 9
A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.
These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.
by johnny501 October 09, 2005
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Oct 7
1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.

2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.
1) we think that the spin doctors at the local TV station helped the mayor win the election.

2) the club boom anniversary party spin doctor was awesome!
by Bungalow Bill July 01, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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