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Feb
28
Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories
user1: until then, IPOD CASES!!!!
seriously. i'd get a nano just to have those SEXXXXAY cases.
user2: um we going or are u just going to have nanogasms

by Jpspiderman January 25, 2006
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Feb
27
The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.
1."You best get laced up sucka!"
2."He got laced up on Broadway by some fool he didn't even know"
by logikflux December 29, 2004
228 113
Feb
26
Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.
Credit Whore is someone who puts money in tip jar and then shouts, "I just put a dollar in the tip jar".

by E. C. February 04, 2006
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Feb
25
A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
214 43
Feb
24
Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you.

Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.
Bennet: Jenny is such a shrew - she tried to get me fired.
John: let off some steam Bennet, send her an anonymous emaul.
by Grae January 17, 2006
183 76
Feb
23
In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.
When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.
by benormous February 22, 2006
193 70
Feb
22
Democracy in physical action. when you 'vote with your feet', or whenever free-expression about politics involves walking or running or pushups.
This caucus is pure cardiocracy!
by Mark Zatopek February 17, 2006
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