Dec 24
see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.
Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.
by Stu January 24, 2005
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Dec 23
n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.
A Festivus for the rest of us! -George Costanza
by Gibson December 22, 2003
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Dec 22
Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.
Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.
by tom April 21, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Dec 21
Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.
Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.
by tncunnin April 14, 2005
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Dec 20
taken from the Glenn Close character in 'Fatal Attraction', boiling her Ex'es pet rabbit.

after a relationship break up, the person who wants some kind of revenge, like stalking, or harrasment
'Man i can't believe kate, after we broke up she keeps ringing my place and hanging up when I answer, she turned into a bunny boiler for real!"
by stevezoid March 25, 2004
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Dec 19
Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.

Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
by weirdnjfan1 December 24, 2006
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Dec 18
The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.
"I'm so glad I have Thursday and Friday off for Thanksgiving. Even though today is only Wednesday it's Virtual Friday!"
by ShoKill November 25, 2008
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